-
I’m sick of rap songs telling me what to do… “Bend over! Slap your ass, girl! Drop it like it’s hot!” Yeah, I’m gonna write a song back and be like, “Boooooy, brush your teeth! Yeah boy. Bump that jacket off your back. I’m fucking cold as shit.”
(via lizayzay)
Posted on May 29, 2012 via That sandwich is making me sad. with 7,980 notes
Source: joanieholloway
-
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow
oh n
o
this is the cutest thing
these manatees are my spirit animal
I have been having the worst fucking day
I feel so much better now
Seriously
These fucking manatees
<3(via sarcasticdecadence)
Posted on May 29, 2012 via Science and Rollerskates with 30,842 notes
Source: scienceandrollerskates
-
(via yurbledoodleburg)
Posted on May 29, 2012 via i'm fabulous with 17,880 notes
Source: beyoffce
-
-
(via but-the-beat-goes-on)
Posted on May 29, 2012 via THIS… is one less lonely dick with 15,778 notes
Source: peterparker-
-
“anyone want to get weird and play mario kart?”
I don’t know why but I love this show
(via reekrhymes)
Posted on May 29, 2012 via the small clear voices in our hearts with 1,357 notes
Source: echofades
-
be mine forever spirit animal
(via yurbledoodleburg)
-
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
Posted on May 28, 2012 via Absolutely Madness - Tumblr with 16,336 notes
Source: absolutelymadness
-
Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)
This makes too much sense.
(via plays-with-squirrels)
Posted on May 28, 2012 via just last the year with 15,480 notes
Source: antiquers
-
(via yurbledoodleburg)
Posted on May 27, 2012 via petite tiaras ♥ with 59,183 notes
Source: petitetiaras
Thoroughly expected, no one of interest and hopelessly believing otherwise
